The Good Old Days
‘Hey Old Man!’ Dracula affectionately shouted to his father.
‘Call me old man again and I’ll disown you.’
Meanwhile, Harley was on the lookout for potential boyfriends in her quest for love.
She seemed to be onto a winner, but all he wanted to do was show her cat videos.
‘I’m too good looking to not win some guys over,’ she declared upon returning home. ‘They’ll fall for me eventually.’
Little Cruella was constantly getting attention from her siblings…
‘You’re gonna be the stinky baby forever and ever and ever and we’re all going to laugh at you!’
…although it was usually never good.
Luckily, she grew up fairly quickly. Perhaps all the taunting did something to her genetics because the red hair certainly didn’t come from her parents.
Also, this narrator apologises but she forgot to take a good picture for her stats so look out for that in the next chapter!
With the last child grown up enough, it was time for another family picture and this time it was a good one!
The children liked to do things together… but apart.
‘I can’t believe this is happening,’ Yuki announced as she stomped around the house one afternoon.
‘Look at you, sleeping away the day!’ she berated the stuffed bear. ‘You don’t know how lucky you are.’
Despite her earlier rants and protests, Yuki was excited when she finally blew out her candles.
After all, she wasn’t as old as Connor just yet.
‘Yay, my wife’s still hot!’
Little Cruella fit nicely into the children’s world. Harley was one of her first friends – but Harley needed the friendship for her aspiration so it was questionable.
In his old age, Connor was pretty much left to his own devices. He was usually pretty good at keeping things neat and tidy.
‘I’ve had such a good life,’ Connor reflected one evening. ‘I’ve never been happier.’
A strange anomaly occurred one evening when Harley was practising her charisma…
Whatever was shown in the mirror wasn’t reflecting real life…
‘Yeah, your old man still has some moves!’ Connor announced to Tywin.
‘Not as good as mine, dad!’
In a rare moment of niceness, Harley decided to bake the cake for her little brother’s birthday.
‘Is that pepper?’ Dracula enquired.
‘Shh!’
Despite her attempts to sabotage the cake, the celebrations went off without a hitch.
And Tywin grew up hot!
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